gastrictank:

bee dad

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

4gifs:

Homemade Lego and smartphone machine solves the Rubik’s cube in record time

4gifs:

Homemade Lego and smartphone machine solves the Rubik’s cube in record time

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

ginnybutnotweasley:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire

wkdart:

Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously

wkdart:

Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously

intensional:

Get out me car

intensional:

Get out me car

rachealjones:

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"


What…..

rachealjones:

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

What…..

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

itsjessmehere:

the-little-sperm-that-could:

tastefullyoffensive:

Movies That Can Be Described With The Same Sentence

TWO GUYS GO ON A MOUNTAIN AND DESTROY A RING

Lmfao Dinosaurs start destroying stuff omfg

ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

the-lesser-celandine:

my life

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